I'm a total perfume junkie and I always have been. When I was in junior high, I had a collection of about 12-15 different perfumes that I managed to acquire through gifts and trades and I remember my mom making the comment, "How many perfumes do you need? You can only wear one at a time." Which is not necessarily true, but I see her point and I'll raise her a, "no shit!" Perfume lovers don't collect perfumes to simply have them and use them up like some ubiquitous beauty supply. I didn't need 20 bottles because I was bathing in the stuff. I just wanted to smell them. The sense of smell is powerful. Scent is actually the strongest trigger when it comes to memory so it's no surprise that when we get a whiff of vintage Electric Youth by Debbie Gibson, we're instantly transported back to 5th grade and remember the cost of an issue of Tiger Beat.
That being said, my current scent collection is painfully slim. A combination of abject poverty and pickiness will do that. But here is a rundown of my arsenal:
Coco by Chanel
Jasmine, peach, frangipani, mimosa, orange blossom, cascarilla, rose, clove buds, and angelica, labdanum, sandalwood, tonka bean, leather, and opopanax...
Good God, If I could bathe in this stuff, I actually would. This, for me, is the holy grail of perfumes. I remember when I bought my first bottle. I was 19 and had recently had one of those tragic breakups that stupid girls get upset about, and to cheer myself up, I went shopping. I always ended up at Chanel even though the only Chanel I had owned up till then was Un Fleur de Chanel and Gardenia, but that day, I wanted something less demure and more in-yo'-face. The salesgirl, sensing tragic desperation, pointed me towards Coco. Big, 80's, voluptuous, dark, distracting - Coco. Something about Chanel's packaging always seemed womanly and sophisticated and even though I was a total dirtbag, I bought the set on a whim after a single, casual whiff. I didn't expect too much but after I began wearing it, I was floored. To this day, I haven't found anything like it. To call it a classic is an understatement.
|Not for the inexperienced or shy|
Aldehydes, bergamot, neroli, peach, jasmine, rose, lily of the valley, ylang ylang, coriander, and tuberose over a base of sandalwood, vanilla, tuberose, vetiver, patchouli, and styrax.
|I want to build you a little casket and throw you a nice, tasteful funeral. |
The original Maja perfume. 1921 - 2007.
I hardly knew ye.
That is, until, Myrurgia sold Maja to Puig. You want to know what Puig did? Basically, Puig asked Maja out on a date, spit in its mouth, and never called it again. Oh my god, what is that smell? Is that lime? Oh god, yes it's lime and maybe bubble gum. It's like a fruity men's aftershave and bad margaritas in a pool hall on Hombre Night. Did I mention that it is no longer manufactured in Barcelona. Yes, it moved to Mexico and died a horrible, undignified death.
If anyone would like to purchase another original bottle for me on ebay, feel free. The new version is being relegated to the bathroom on chili night.
This is an oil blended by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. They're esoteric, dark, a bit gothic, well-read and poetic. and they do some really interesting work. In a review, someone commented that Black Rose smelled like the mausoleum at Hollywood Forever Cemetery and that is EXACTLY what it smells like (hence why I usually call this Hollywood Forever.) Not to sound morbid...well...okay, it is morbid, but this smells like years and years of rose bouquets wafting through cold, dark, silent hallways. Not like hospitals, or a florist's refrigerator. This is darker, and heavier - beautiful without being pretty. This isn't grandma's Crabtree and Evelyn rose toilet water; powdery and ladylike it is not. If rose perfumes were put on a spectrum, this is would be the exact opposite of prim and polite. This resonates with the faded grandeur of Old Hollywood actresses. It's Art Deco and very noir.
Unfortunately, that is all I have at the moment. Hopefully, soon I'll add some decants to my repertoire and review some perfumes of Classy Broads Past.
Scents on my radar:
Tabac Blond (I've heard so much about this, I'm afraid its been too built up.)
Jicky and Mitsouko. (I was never fond of Shalimar but I want to like other Guerlain perfumes)
My Sin (A Lanvin classic)
Casma (Curious. Sounds classy.)
In Bloom (if just for the bottle alone.)
My Insolence (About as girlish as I get)
Fracas (I WANT to like this.)